The Dear Departed — Stanley Houghton
"The 'dear departed' is not dead. He's very much alive. And he's just seen what his 'loving' daughters really think of him."
Characters
| Character | Role |
|---|---|
| Abel Merryweather (Grandfather) | Presumed DEAD. Actually ALIVE. Shrewd. Sees through his daughters' GREED. |
| Mrs. Amelia Slater | Daughter. The moment she thinks Father is dead — grabs his belongings. |
| Mrs. Elizabeth Jordan | Daughter. Equally GREEDY. Competes with Amelia. |
| Victoria Slater | Amelia's young daughter (~10). The ONLY character with a CONSCIENCE. |
Plot Summary
The Slaters discover Grandfather 'DEAD' in his room. Amelia IMMEDIATELY takes his bureau, clock, and slippers. She sends a MOURNING letter to Elizabeth. Elizabeth arrives — and the sisters ARGUE over who gets what.
The Twist: Grandfather WALKS DOWNSTAIRS. He is NOT dead — he was in a DEEP SLEEP. He has OBSERVED everything. He SEES his daughters' GREED.
Grandfather's Revenge: He announces: (a) He will CHANGE HIS WILL. (b) He will MARRY Mrs. Shorrocks, the widow who runs the pub. (c) He will leave his money to whoever TREATS HIM WELL.
Themes
- Greed and Selfishness: The daughters only 'loved' Grandfather for his MONEY.
- Treatment of the Elderly: Old people treated as BURDENS and INHERITANCES — not as human beings.
- Appearance vs. Reality: The daughters PRETEND to mourn. Their ACTIONS reveal the TRUTH.
Title Analysis
'The Dear Departed' is IRONIC. 'Dear' means BELOVED — but the daughters only loved Grandfather for his MONEY. 'Departed' means DEAD — but Grandfather is ALIVE.
Exam-Focused Question
How does the play criticise the treatment of elderly people? The daughters see their father as a source of MONEY — not as a human being deserving of love and respect. The moment they think he is dead, they grab his things. The play EXPOSES this selfishness through COMEDY — and through Grandfather's rebellion at the end.
Full Summary
'The Dear Departed' is a ONE-ACT PLAY by the British playwright Stanley Houghton (1881-1913). It is a DARK COMEDY that uses HUMOUR to expose the GREED and HYPOCRISY of two sisters who believe their elderly father has died — and immediately begin arguing over his belongings.
Opening Scene: The play opens in the parlour of the SLATER family. Mrs. Amelia Slater discovers her father, ABEL MERRYWEATHER, lying still in his room. She believes he is DEAD. She immediately thinks of his BELONGINGS.
The Immediate Reaction — Greed: Amelia's FIRST reaction is not GRIEF — it is OPPORTUNITY. She quickly takes: his BUREAU (a writing desk). His CLOCK. His SLIPPERS. 'He promised me his bureau. I may as well take it now.' Her HUSBAND, Henry Slater, is weak-willed and goes along with her schemes. 'Amelia is CALCULATING and GREEDY. She does not mourn her father — she PLUNDERS his room.'
The Arrival of Elizabeth: Amelia sends a letter to her sister, ELIZABETH JORDAN, informing her of their father's death. Elizabeth arrives with her husband, BEN JORDAN. Amelia expects Elizabeth to GRIEVE. Instead, the sisters immediately begin to ARGUE.
The Argument: The sisters COMPETE over who LOVED Father more — and therefore who DESERVES more of his possessions. They argue about: Who gets the CLOCK (Amelia took it). Who gets the new WILL (if there is one). Who BURIES him (and who PAYS for the funeral). 'Their 'grief' is a PERFORMANCE — each trying to OUTDO the other in appearing more 'devoted.' Their TRUE NATURES — greedy, selfish, and calculating — are REVEALED through their argument.'
The Twist — Grandfather Is Alive: As the sisters argue, GRANDFATHER ABEL MERRYWEATHER — very much ALIVE — WALKS DOWNSTAIRS. He was NOT DEAD at all — he was in a DEEP SLEEP (possibly helped by the bottle of rum he had consumed). He has OVERHEARD everything. He SAW Amelia take his things. He LISTENED to his daughters arguing over his possessions.
Grandfather's Reaction: Grandfather is NOT ANGRY in a dramatic way. He is CALM and SHREWD. He: (a) Reveals that he has CHANGED HIS WILL — it is now in his bureau (which Amelia took!). (b) Announces that he plans to MARRY MRS. SHORROCKS — the widow who runs the 'Ring o' Roses' pub. (c) Will leave his MONEY to whoever TREATS HIM WELL — implying it will NOT be his daughters.
The Ending: The sisters PANIC. They try to win back their father's favour. But it is TOO LATE. Grandfather has SEEN their true colours. He walks off — LEAVING them, deservedly, with NOTHING. 'The play ends on a SATISFYING NOTE of poetic justice — the GREEDY are PUNISHED, and the OLD MAN outsmarts those who thought they could take advantage of him.'
Character Sketches — Detailed
Abel Merryweather (Grandfather)
'Grandfather is the SHREWDEST character in the play. He APPEARS to be a vulnerable old man — but he is INTELLIGENT, OBSERVANT, and QUICK-WITTED.'
Key Traits: SHREWD — he pretends to be unaware of his daughters' greed, but he SEES EVERYTHING. He 'dies' at just the right moment to test his daughters — and they FAIL the test. STRONG-WILLED — he is not a passive victim. He ACTS decisively (changing his will, deciding to marry Mrs. Shorrocks). SARCASTIC — his calm comments after 'coming back to life' are full of biting irony. SYMPATHETIC — the audience ROOTS for him because he is the VICTIM of his daughters' greed.
Mrs. Amelia Slater
'Amelia is the MORE AGGRESSIVELY GREEDY of the two sisters. She is DOMINEERING, CALCULATING, and IMMORAL.'
Key Traits: GREEDY — her first reaction to her father's 'death' is to GRAB his possessions. MANIPULATIVE — she tries to CONTROL the situation (hiding the slippers, claiming the bureau was promised to her). DOMINEERING — she BOSSES her weak husband Henry around. HYPOCRITICAL — she PRETENDS to be a loving daughter while stealing from her 'dead' father.
Mrs. Elizabeth Jordan
'Elizabeth is EQUALLY GREEDY — but more SELF-RIGHTEOUS about it. She ARGUES with Amelia over the possessions, trying to OUTDO her in appearing 'devoted.''
Key Traits: GREEDY — just as interested in her father's money as Amelia. ARGUMENTATIVE — constantly quarrels with Amelia. HYPOCRITICAL — tries to APPEAR MORE VIRTUOUS than Amelia while wanting the SAME THINGS. NARROW-MINDED — unable to see the IRONY of her behaviour.
Henry Slater (Amelia's Husband)
'Henry is a WEAK, HENPECKED husband. He is CONTROLLED by his wife and follows her orders without question.'
Key Traits: PASSIVE — rarely takes initiative. WEAK — cannot stand up to Amelia. COMIC RELIEF — his awkwardness and compliance provide HUMOUR.
Ben Jordan (Elizabeth's Husband)
'Like Henry, Ben is a MINOR character who provides COMIC RELIEF. He has LITTLE TO SAY and is SHOCKED by the sisters' behaviour.'
Victoria Slater (Amelia's Daughter)
'Victoria is the only CHARACTER in the play who shows TRUE FEELING. She is UPSET by her grandfather's 'death' — unlike the adults, who only care about money. She represents INNOCENCE and CONSCIENCE in a play full of hypocrisy.'
Themes — Detailed
1. Greed and Selfishness
'The CENTRAL THEME of the play is GREED. The sisters do not mourn their father — they COMPETE over his possessions. Their 'grief' is a FAÇADE for their true motive: MONEY.'
2. Hypocrisy
The sisters PRETEND to be loving and devoted daughters. Amelia says she 'loved Father dearly' — yet her FIRST ACTION is to steal his clock. Elizabeth 'can't believe he's gone' — yet immediately argues over his will. 'Their WORDS say one thing, but their ACTIONS say another. This is HYPOCRISY in its purest form.'
3. The Treatment of the Elderly
'The play is a POWERFUL CRITICISM of how society treats elderly people. Abel is not valued as a HUMAN BEING — he is valued only for his MONEY. His daughters see him as an INHERITANCE, not as a father. They cannot wait for him to DIE so they can GET HIS MONEY.'
4. Poetic Justice
'The play ends with GRANDFATHER OUTSMARTING his greedy daughters. He has ALREADY changed his will. He plans to MARRY Mrs. Shorrocks. The sisters get NOTHING. This is POETIC JUSTICE — the wicked are PUNISHED, and the DESERVING (Grandfather) TRIUMPHS.'
Humour Devices
| Device | Example | Effect |
|---|---|---|
| Irony | Grandfather is called 'the dear departed' — but he is NOT DEAD | Creates DRAMATIC IRONY — the audience knows he is alive, the characters don't |
| Situational Irony | The daughters steal his belongings while he is 'dead' — then he WALKS IN | They are CAUGHT in the act — humiliating for them, satisfying for the audience |
| Satire | The play MOCKS the hypocrisy of people who pretend to mourn | Exposes the UGLY TRUTH behind social conventions |
| Comic Characters | Henry and Ben — weak, confused, comic husbands | Their awkwardness LIGHTENS the dark theme |
| Wit | Grandfather's calm, SARCASTIC remarks after coming downstairs | He SEES through his daughters and his WIT exposes their greed |
Title Analysis
'The Dear Departed' is a BRILLIANTLY IRONIC title that works on MULTIPLE LEVELS:
'Dear' : (a) BELOVED — the daughters call him 'dear' but do not LOVE him. (b) EXPENSIVE — the play is about MONEY. The irony: the daughters' 'dear' (beloved) father is only 'dear' (valuable) to them for his MONEY.
'Departed' : (a) DEAD — the daughters believe he is dead. (b) GONE — but he is NOT gone. (c) The title is a FUNERAL EUPHEMISM — but the 'deceased' is VERY MUCH ALIVE.
Vocabulary
| Word | Meaning | Sentence |
|---|---|---|
| Departed | Euphemism for 'dead' | 'The dear departed — but he wasn't dead!' |
| Bureau | A writing desk with drawers | 'Amelia took his bureau.' |
| Will | A legal document stating who inherits property | 'Grandfather changed his will.' |
| Hypocrisy | Pretending to be what one is not | 'The play exposes the daughters' hypocrisy.' |
| Greed | Excessive desire for wealth | 'Greed drives the plot.' |
| Irony | A situation where the opposite of what is expected happens | 'The irony is that Grandfather is alive.' |
| Satire | Humour that criticises human foolishness | 'The Dear Departed is a satire on greed.' |
| Shrewd | Having sharp powers of judgement | 'Grandfather is shrewd.' |
Exam-Focused Questions (Extended)
Q1. How does the play criticise the treatment of elderly people? The daughters see their father as a SOURCE OF MONEY — not as a human being deserving of love and respect. The moment they think he is dead, they GRAB his possessions. They argue over who GETS what before they have even PLANNED his funeral. The play EXPOSES this selfishness through COMEDY — and through Grandfather's REBELLION at the end, where he outsmarts them and leaves them with nothing.
Q2. Comment on the significance of the title — 'The Dear Departed.' The title is HIGHLY IRONIC. 'Dear' means 'beloved' — but the daughters only love Grandfather for his MONEY. 'Departed' means 'dead' — but Grandfather is ALIVE. The title thus REVEALS the central IRONY of the play: the daughters THINK they are dealing with their father's death — but they are actually EXPOSING their own GREED.
Q3. How does Grandfather outsmart his daughters? Grandfather: (a) Already CHANGED HIS WILL before the play begins. (b) ANNOUNCES he will marry Mrs. Shorrocks — thus his money will go to HER, not his daughters. (c) DECLARES he will leave his money to whoever TREATS HIM WELL — putting his daughters in a position where they must NOW be nice to him (which they hate). He has SEEN their true colours and ACTED accordingly.
Q4. What role does HUMOUR play in this play? Humour is used to CRITICISE SOCIETY. The play is FUNNY — the sisters arguing over a 'dead' man's belongings while pretending to mourn is RIDICULOUS. But the humour has a SERIOUS PURPOSE — it makes us REALISE how SHOCKING their behaviour is. The laughter turns BITTER as we understand: this is not just fiction. Many elderly people ARE treated this way.
Self-Test Questions
- Who wrote 'The Dear Departed'? What type of play is it?
- What was the FIRST THING Amelia did when she thought her father was dead?
- Why did the sisters argue? What does their argument reveal about them?
- What was the TWIST in the play?
- How did GRANDFATHER react when he came downstairs?
- How does the play end? Is the ending SATISFYING? Why?
- What is the IRONY in the title?
- Who is Mrs. SHORROCKS? Why is she important?
- How does the play EXPOSE the hypocrisy of the daughters?
- What is the MORAL of the play?
Answers to Selected Questions: Q2: She took his BUREAU (desk), CLOCK, and SLIPPERS. Q10: The moral is: GREED IS DESTRUCTIVE. The daughters' greed destroys their relationship with their father AND costs them their inheritance. Grandfather — who is honest and straightforward — TRIUMPHS. The play also teaches us to TREAT ELDERLY PEOPLE WITH DIGNITY and RESPECT — not as sources of inheritance, but as human beings.
